If you want to pass a modern Turing test your bot must be seamlessly human AND complete all of the following actions:
- It must offer the human evaluator an upgraded service plan.
- It must demonstrate authentic human emojis.
- It must talk about how much money it made last year.
- It must name drop strange people in obscure industries the human evaluator has never heard of.
- It must successfully sell the human evaluator a commemorative T-shirt.
- It must NOT entice the evaluator to call it an idiot just to see what it does.
- It must mispronounce the human evaluator's name.
My name is Jonathan Fries. I work for Exadel, Inc. Exadel is a great company, with great people all around the world. I currently lead the Boulder, CO, USA office.