If you want to pass a modern Turing test your bot must be seamlessly human AND complete all of the following actions:

1. It must offer the human evaluator an upgraded service plan.
2. It must demonstrate authentic human emojis.
3. It must talk about how much money it made last year.
4. It must name drop strange people in obscure industries the human evaluator has never heard of.
5. It must successfully sell the human evaluator a commemorative T-shirt.
6. It must NOT entice the evaluator to call it an idiot just to see what it does.
7. It must mispronounce the human evaluator's name.